(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
ROBIN: Calling all Titans!
Please assemble
in the living room...
For an ice cream sundae bar!
-Ice cream?
-Did he scream "ice cream?"
He did scream the "ice cream."
We all screamed "ice cream."
ALL: Ice cream!
Wait a second.
I see no cream of ice.
No you don't.
Because there is none.
-This, is a meeting.
-But dude, that's the opposite
of ice cream.
(LAUGHING)
We fell for the ole
sundae-bar but really it's
a boring meeting switcheroo.
I fooled you all into coming
so I could show you something
I've been working
very hard on.
-(FANFARE PLAYING)
-The Rules of Robin.
ALL: Boo!
-Ba-boo!
-I said, "Boo!"
Boo, boo, boo.
You don't even know
what you're booing yet.
Well, it's a big book with
your name on it.
That's all we need to know.
It's a strict rule book
on how to follow rules.
"Rule number one:
Follow the rules."
(ALARM BLARING)
I'll read the rest of
the rules on the way.
Titans, go!
"Rule 213: Apples are to be
eaten bottom to top.
"No more of this
sideways nonsense.
"And when disposing
of the stem..."
-Aaaahh! (THUD)
-Oh, no.
Not him.
(SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
You am safe from
fireless building now.
No thanks to Nibor.
(SCREAMING)
Why's that dude saving that
other dude from nothing?
(SCREAMING)
And why does he look
exactly like you?
Except, slightly
more handsome.
(LIGHT R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah.
"Rule 75:
I'm the handsome one."
And he's from Bizarro World,
where everyone is the opposite
of someone here.
ROBIN: He's my opposite.
Lacking my intelligence,
leadership
and incredible
athletic ability.
Ahh!
ROBIN: Urgh!
Ah! Everyone, this is Nibor.
Goodbye, bad to meet you all.
Rude. So, so, rude.
That's Bizarro-speak.
He usually says the opposite
of what he really means.
So, for him,
up actually means...
Sideways?
No, Beast Boy.
Backwards.
Keep trying.
-Uh, lawnmower?
-(LAWNMOWER NOISES)
No.
What are you
doing here, Nibor?
Bizarro Titans say, me do
great job as leader
and they kick me out.
So now Nibor
protect Jump City.
(DOG BARKING) Oh, no.
Dog be held hostage!
-(PUNCHING)
-(SCREAMING)
Maybe we should take
him back to the Tower,
until we figure out
what to do with him.
(DOG BARKING)
How dare you let me into your
ugly home.
(GASPING)
If you don't like it, bro,
then you can get out.
No, Beast Boy.
He's saying he likes
our place.
Opposite-speak, remember?
Perhaps we should converse
more with Nibor,
to better understand this
strange and inconsistent
manner of speech.
GAMESHOW HOST:
It's the "Backward Talk" game.
Where contestants
battle it out to try to guess
what Nibor is really saying.
Me hate justice and want
to set all criminals free.
So, you love justice and want
all criminals in jail.
(CHUCKLING) It's kind of fun.
HOST: That's right Cyborg.
-Ooh, let me try.
-Me hate pizza.
No way, pizza is great!
HOST: Ooh, that's
gonna cost ya.
No, Beast Boy, he means
me love pizza.
HOST: Now that's more like it.
Yes, yes, yes. Me hate pizza.
You're so wrong, bro!
So wrong!
I can't even
look at your face.
Pizza's so good.
That warm cheese when it goes
down your throat.
HOST: And that's all the time
we have for
the "Backward Talk" game.
Okay, Titans.
Time for more
Rules of Robin.
"Rule 52: A superhero must
train a minimum of three
times a day."
(ALL GROANING)
Ooh, me train. Watch.
(SNORING)
Whoa.
I totally get him now.
I wanna train like Nibor.
Me too!
(SNORING)
Way ahead of you. (SNORING)
I never knew that training
could be so nice.
Argh!
This is the opposite
of training.
We're just following
Nibor's lead.
If Nibor wants to stay,
he has to follow the rules.
Nibor promise to follow rules.
Thank you. Now,
let's get back to
The Rules of Robin.
(ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
NIBOR: Calling all Titans!
Please report to living room
for three hours of cardio.
Cardio!
Who's ready to get sweaty?
Have a seat, Robin.
A seat?
But, uh, that's the opposite
of cardio.
Yes. We have called you here
under false pretenses
to tell you we are
making Nibor our new leader.
-What?
-Me promise to be a cruel
and unfair leader.
-But rule 637 states...
-Sorry, bruh, we like
Nibor's rules better.
He doesn't have any.
Don't take it personally.
We just like the opposite
of you better.
Look, guys,
-there's a reason
I have so many rules.
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
It's so I can get the best
from each of you
and if Nibor becomes
your leader,
this team will take
a big step backwards.
Literally.
Backwards? (GASPS)
Robin, you just helped me
realize something.
Yes?
Nibor is Robin
spelled backwards.
That's crazy.
(SIGHS) I'll just go somewhere
I'm appreciated.
I never thought I'd have to
use this.
-Wah!
-(ALARM BLARING)
(BEEPING)
(SCREAMING)
(WOOSHING)
Aah!
(DEVICE BEEPING)
ALL:
Not reporting for duty, sir.
I don't know why I didn't
come here years ago.
You guys are everything
I ever wanted in a team.
The exact opposite of my team.
Grobyc.
The opposite of Cyborg.
Quiet, thoughtful
and 99% human.
Nevar. The opposite of Raven.
Great attitude, smiles a lot,
into spring fashion trends.
Boy Beast.
The opposite of Beast Boy.
Smart as a whip
and a real go getter,
with the ability to turn into
any boy in the world.
And Erifrats.
The opposite of Starfire.
(BELCHES)
Well, maybe not everyone
is an improvement.
Me put you in friend zone.
(KISSING AND SLURPING)
Stay back! Now,
tell me why you
got rid of Nibor.
Nibor never always
want to train.
Only eat the junk food
and sleep.
Me need structure.
Then do I have a book for you.
What do you think?
Can I be your new leader?
ALL: No!
Now, let's follow some rules.
Bizarro Titans, go!
Excellent form on those
hurdles, Grobyc.
Aah!
He compliment Grobyc's form.
Who he not think he is?
You're doing amazing, Nevar.
Hm. How polite.
Almost there, Boy Beast.
Keep it up!
Him too nice. Aah!
Great job, guys.
(MUTTERING ANGRILY)
Great work today, team!
You really outdid yourselves.
We enjoying your leadership
very much, Robin.
Thank you.
And me feelings for you
have not changed at all.
Wait, is that backwards talk?
No.
Was that backwards talk?
-Yes.
-Hmm, very confusing.
But, I'm going to assume,
you all love me.
Now, excuse me while I
work up that new training
regimen.
I am just, loving these
Bizarro Titans.
Ugh! Me did not know that
Robin such inspirational and
great leader.
What am we do then?
Me not have the plan.
Am you enjoying
training, Titans?
Ha ha!
Man, making Nibor team leader
was the best idea
we've ever had.
Training time am over, Nibor.
Bizarro Titans and... Robin?
What are you doing here?
Ah, nothing much.
They just brought me over here
to tell you personally,
what a great job I'm doing
and how they never want me
to leave.
That is what the
Bizarro's said?
Yes.
The backwards talking guys
told you how much
they love you?
They wouldn't stop saying
how much they love me...
Argh!
(SCREAMS DELIRIOUSLY)
We am healthy and rested
of Robin.
-Give us back Nibor, later!
-Aah!
Listen up,
you backward bozo's.
We don't want Robin.
ROBIN: Aah!
We want him very much.
ROBIN: Aah!
You keep him.
(SCREAMING)
Start!
Me did not know Bizarro Titans
care so little about Nibor.
Me am sorry for not leaving.
It okay, Nibor,
you know we always
hate you.
Urgh!
Come off, guys.
Let's not go home.
(BEEPS)
Oh, what a headache.
I really need peace
and quiet today.
(SCREAMING GIBBERISH)
Ah! What was that?
That, Raven, was crazy!
Oh, no.
Please don't tell me
today is...
ALL: Crazy Day!
(ELECTRONIC DANCE
MUSIC PLAYING)
(GIGGLING)
(BRAYING)
Check it out!
We're eating cereal
with forks.
What?
(VOCALIZING)
Milk in your face!
How does the milk stay
on the fork?
It doesn't! It doesn't!
Ooh-hoo! I have the big shoes.
It is enough
to drive one crazy!
Okay. Stop right now!
Not until one of us
out-crazy's the rest
and is and is named
the new Captain Crazy!
Okay, you do Crazy Day
every year and I still
don't know what the point is.
There is no point.
Isn't that crazy!
(GROWLING)
Today's not the day for this.
Actually, today is the day
for this, mama.
It's cray-cray-cray-cray...
Crazy day!
Why do you never participate
in the competition?
Maybe because you guys
already drive me crazy,
every day!
I'm going to go lie down.
On the ceiling?
Crazy!
Ugh.
Why do they have to do
Crazy Day when I have
this splitting headache?
What's going on?
(GRUNTS)
Where am I?
RAVEN'S VOICE:
You are in your mind.
Oh, no wonder it's so dark.
And it's about to get darker,
because I'm here to break it!
(NEIGHING)
-(MEOWING)
-(LAUGHING)
(GIGGLING)
-(CLUCKING)
-(FARTING)
(BIRD CHIRPING)
Cute.
But if you want to
drive me crazy,
you'll have to do
better than that.
Oh, don't worry.
I know exactly
how to drive you crazy.
(EVIL LAUGH)
Well, that laugh's
kind of annoying.
You got that going.
Oh, my feelings.
-(ROARING)
-(STOMPING)
I know we're not allowed
in there but
maybe we should see
what's going on.
-Are you crazy?
-(GROWLING AND CLATTERING)
(IMITATING MAD HATTER)
Well, yes, my dear sir, I am.
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
Raven?
-Oh, sorry.
-Ahh!
(DISTORTED VOICE)
Raven's not here.
I've taken over
her mind and body.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Lying on the ceiling,
crazy voice...
She's doing it!
She's going after
your crazy crown!
(CHUCKLES) Crazy voices rule.
Beast Boy's not here either.
(LAUGHS)
She said she did not want
to be crazy on Crazy Day,
but she is the most craziest
of us all.
(DISTORTED VOICE)
Oh, thank you.
I have been called
the Lord of Madness
from time to time.
Uh, what's wrong with them?
(NORMAL VOICE) If they
haven't driven me crazy yet,
there's not much hope for you.
Don't give up on them
just yet, Raven.
What's that supposed to mean?
You'll see.
Now, if you want me out,
come and get me.
Ooh, this is so mysterious.
STARFIRE: Halt!
What are you supposed to be?
To pass me the by
and go the way,
the answer to my riddle
you must say.
Go for it. I love riddles.
(COUGHING)
What is running and walks
with a mouth and talks and
has a head and also the bed?
What?
Did I misspoken the riddle?
Yeah, you definitely
misspoken it.
I will try again.
What runs with its head
to its bed and a mouth
is having and does not walk?
Really.
What has a bed in its mouth
and is talking but also
not walking to his...
You are starting
to drive me crazy!
This is a very
difficult riddle.
That's the point!
(GROWLING)
I'm sorry.
Just take your time
and try to remember
what the riddle's about.
Well, I...
Do you even know
what the answer is?
Of course, I do.
Yeah, right.
It is the river, Raven.
Cool, the answer is river.
(BELL DINGING)
You may pass.
(DISTORTED VOICE)
Oh, you think that's crazy,
watch this!
(BELL CHIMING)
How do you like my hat?
(BELL RINGING)
Ray-Ray is so cray-cray!
(LAUGHS)
That is not even the hat.
I think I know
who our new Captain Crazy's
gonna be.
No way! I refuse to let Raven
be the craziest on Crazy Day.
Come on, Robin,
you have to up your game.
(GRUNTS)
The Crazy Day is supposed
to be fun, Robin.
Yeah, dude,
you're starting to scare us.
You're acting kinda crazy.
(ROARING)
Good!
But not crazy enough.
(PANTING)
Time for some crazy training!
(GASPS) Robin's push downs
make none of the sense.
That is one crazy straw, bro!
VOICE: Yee-haw.
(SLURPING)
(SHRIEKING)
What is wrong with him?
He can't afford to sell
those TV's at such low prices!
He must be crazy!
Crazy!
(FARTS)
So, what are you two
supposed to be?
Well, we sort of like
challenged you to a game,
or whatever.
Yes, it is a game of checkers,
to the death!
This is actually chess,
not checkers.
-What's the difference?
-Ugh!
Your move.
-What?
-You want us to move?
Yes!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
We're moving, uh!
Uh-huh.
That's right. (CHEERING)
I have no legs.
Are you kidding me?
How can chess pieces
not know how to play chess?
Hey, we've never been
chess pieces till now.
How can I win
if you don't know how to play?
Dude, that's a good question.
And the answer is...
She can't win, bro,
which means we can't lose.
Awesome!
I'd high five you
if I had hands!
Can't let them drive me crazy.
Can't let them drive me cra...
Go ahead, celebrate.
She's right.
This moment is too beautiful
not to commemorate.
If we can't high five,
then let's high forehead!
You surrendered your king.
I win.
-(BELL DINGING)
-(GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, Raven,
this is for Captain Crazy!
One move. Go!
-(HORN HONKING)
-(GASPING)
-She doesn't even
need glasses.
-(STARFIRE WOO-HOOING)
Oh, I can't compete with that.
You would be
the last obstacle.
That's right, Raven,
no one drives you
crazier than I do.
Now, if you want to pass
you must answer a riddle.
Already done that.
Oh.
In that case, you have to win
a game of chess.
Did that too.
Really?
Well, then you have to, uh...
You have to...
Ah, never mind, come on in.
Ow! My nose!
(CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING)
You!
Hi, honey.
Lose your mind yet?
Using imagery of my friends
to drive me crazy.
Was all this
about turning me evil?
(SLURPING)
Eh, got me. Did it work?
Of course not!
I already spend every day
with them.
You could never drive me
as crazy as they do.
Oh, I don't know.
They actually seem pretty fun.
Oh, then you should spend
more time with them.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Oh, what's happening?
Hey, why'd you do that?
(INTERMITTANT YELLING)
(SIGHS)
They sure are loud.
Stop that.
-Stop calling me "bro."
-(RANDOM TEEN TITAN VOICES)
-What is a "glipnorp?"
-BEAST BOY: In your face.
No, I do not wish to train.
I do not paint my toe nails!
Tofu is not a food!
Nobody says "Booyah" anymore.
You're all driving me crazy!
(SCREAMING)
What are you looking at?
The new Captain Crazy!
Congratulations.
-Ray-Ray's so cray-cray!
-Oh, yeah!
(ALL WHOOPING)
No, you don't get it.
I'm not crazy
I mean, you all drive me crazy
all the time.
But you know what, in the end,
that's what keeps me sane.
Uh, that makes no sense.
(EXCLAIMS)
(SINGING) Crazy Day!
VOICE: I'm not crazy!